De trei ori ap\u0103sase pe interfon, iar Alexandru \u00eencepea deja s\u0103 se nelini\u0219teasc\u0103. Lumina din buc\u0103t\u0103rie era aprins\u0103 \u2014 deci Elena era acas\u0103. Dar u\u0219a nu se deschidea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen cele din urm\u0103, se auzi un fo\u0219net, broasca se descuie \u0219i \u00een prag ap\u0103ru… o femeie complet necunoscut\u0103. \u00cen trening, cu un coc neglijent \u0219i papuci \u00een form\u0103 de ra\u021be.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Tu cine e\u0219ti? \u2014 murmur\u0103 Alexandru, \u00eencremenit cu valiza \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Dar tu cine e\u0219ti? \u2014 \u00eel \u00eentreb\u0103 ea, calm. \u2014 Nu cumva e\u0219ti curierul cu crabii?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Umm… nu, eu… eu locuiesc aici. Cu Elena. Sunt so\u021bul ei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Femeia \u00ee\u0219i \u00eengust\u0103 ochii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 A, tu e\u0219ti \u0103la! Intr\u0103. Elena mi-a spus c\u0103 s-ar putea s\u0103 apari \u00eentr-o stare \u201eemo\u021bional instabil\u0103\u201d, a\u0219a c\u0103 s\u0103 te \u00eent\u00e2mpin eu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Alexandru intr\u0103 \u0219i r\u0103mase \u00eenlemnit \u00een hol. Totul era schimbat. \u00cen locul fotografiilor de familie \u2014 pe perete at\u00e2rna un poster cu o pisic\u0103 \u0219i mesajul: \u201eTr\u0103ie\u0219te intens, miau!\u201d. Pe comod\u0103 \u2014 pahare inscrip\u021bionate cu \u201eLibertatea b\u0103ie\u021bilor singuri\u201d. Pe canapea \u2014 un urs de plu\u0219 \u00eentr-un costum de baie. Atmosfera era… ciudat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Unde e Elena?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 \u00cen Bali, \u2014 r\u0103spunse femeia. \u2014 Cu un pilot. A zis s\u0103-\u021bi transmit: \u201eai avut dreptate, vacan\u021bele sunt cel mai bun medicament\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Alexandru se a\u0219ez\u0103 pe valiz\u0103, palid.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Ce naiba… Stai. Tu cine e\u0219ti?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Eu? Eu sunt Natalia. Fosta so\u021bie a unui tip creativ care, la fel ca tine, a plecat la o \u201econferin\u021b\u0103\u201d \u0219i s-a \u00eentors la frigider gol \u0219i un bile\u021bel: \u201eSurpriz\u0103!\u201d. Acum sunt consultant\u0103 \u00een \u201eeducarea so\u021bilor infideli\u201d. Colaborez cu Elena.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Ce? \u2014 vocea lui Alexandru era deja panicat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Relaxeaz\u0103-te. Urmeaz\u0103 ceva amuzant. Elena \u021bi-a preg\u0103tit un program special de recalibrare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen acel moment, din buc\u0103t\u0103rie ie\u0219i un aspirator robot, cu o noti\u021b\u0103 prins\u0103 pe el: \u201eIa-\u021bi \u0219osetele din baie, sau le aspir\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Doamne, \u2014 \u0219opti Alexandru.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Hai, s\u0103-\u021bi ar\u0103t programul s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nii, \u2014 spuse Natalia \u0219i \u00eei \u00eenm\u00e2n\u0103 o coal\u0103 A4.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
PLANUL DE RESETARE: \u201eCUM S\u0102 DEVII UN SO\u021a FOLOSITOR (NU UN FRAIER UTIL)\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Luni:
08:00 \u2014 medita\u021bie \u00een t\u0103cerea so\u021biei: \u00eenva\u021b\u0103 s\u0103 \u00een\u021belegi f\u0103r\u0103 cuvinte.
09:00 \u2014 c\u0103lcat fe\u021be de pern\u0103 (testul r\u0103bd\u0103rii).
12:00 \u2014 maraton de seriale: \u201eFemei puternice care scap\u0103 de b\u0103rba\u021bi slabi\u201d (cu comentarii live de la Natalia).
15:00 \u2014 terapie cu m\u0103tura \u00een saun\u0103 (relaxant, dar ustur\u0103).
19:00 \u2014 cin\u0103 solo: paste f\u0103r\u0103 sare, din respect pentru suferin\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mar\u021bi:
09:00 \u2014 v\u00e2n\u0103toare de telecomand\u0103 disp\u0103rut\u0103: te provoac\u0103 s\u0103-\u021bi folose\u0219ti creierul.
11:00 \u2014 lectur\u0103 din cartea \u201eCum s\u0103 fii sincer, chiar dac\u0103 e\u0219ti Alexandru\u201d.
17:00 \u2014 apel c\u0103tre Clara, pe speaker: \u201eBun\u0103, sunt so\u021bul, m-am trezit la realitate\u201d.
20:00 \u2014 introspec\u021bie pe fundalul coloanei sonore din Titanic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Alexandru era alb ca varul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Asta e o glum\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Da, \u2014 z\u00e2mbi Natalia. \u2014 Doar \u00een propor\u021bie de 20%.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Seara, epuizat dup\u0103 trei \u00eencerc\u0103ri de a sorta rufele pe culori (Natalia i le r\u0103sturna de fiecare dat\u0103), st\u0103tea pr\u0103bu\u0219it pe canapea \u0219i, pentru prima dat\u0103 \u00een mult timp, g\u00e2ndea: \u201ePoate c\u0103 Elena nu era chiar a\u0219a de rea\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A doua zi, cineva sun\u0103 la u\u0219\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen prag \u2014 Clara.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Alex, nu mi-ai mai scris… Mi-a fost dor…<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cenainte ca el s\u0103 spun\u0103 ceva, Natalia ap\u0103ru \u00een halat de ghei\u0219\u0103, cu o g\u0103leat\u0103 cu ap\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Aha, tu e\u0219ti colega din Nisa? Intr\u0103! Avem workshop despre femeile distructive \u00een rela\u021bii. Tu e\u0219ti exemplul viu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Clara f\u0103cu un pas \u00eenapoi:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Emm\u2026 poate alt\u0103 dat\u0103…<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Disp\u0103ru mai repede dec\u00e2t o ofert\u0103 la bilete low-cost.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Alexandru \u00eenchise u\u0219a \u00eencet \u0219i se lipi de perete.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Gata… m-am predat. Unde e Elena?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Natalia scoase o tablet\u0103, ap\u0103s\u0103 pe un video. Pe ecran \u2014 Elena, pe o plaj\u0103 exotic\u0103, cu o nuc\u0103 de cocos \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i ochelari de soare:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Salut, dragule. Dac\u0103 vezi asta \u2014 \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 ai supravie\u021buit. Bravo! M\u0103 \u00eentorc peste o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103. \u0218i \u0219tii ceva\u2026 Poate c\u0103… POATE c\u0103… vom vorbi. Dar numai dac\u0103 ursul \u00een costum de baie e teaf\u0103r.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ecranul se \u00eenchise.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Alexandru se pr\u0103bu\u0219i pe canapea. \u0218i pentru prima oar\u0103 de mult timp… izbucni \u00een r\u00e2s. Amar. Dar cu o urm\u0103 de speran\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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