Un b\u0103rbat a intrat \u00een cas\u0103 \u0219i a r\u0103mas uimit\u2026 Cu \u0219ase luni \u00een urm\u0103, i se oferise un pui mic de pisic\u0103, pe care l-au numit Fulger. Nepoata sa, care \u00eel vizita uneori cu familia, g\u0103sise puiul pe strad\u0103. Pred\u00e2ndu-l din m\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103, spuse:
\u2014 Locuie\u0219ti singur. Tot nu-\u021bi g\u0103se\u0219ti pereche. Ai o munc\u0103 stresant\u0103. \u0218ofer de autobuz. C\u00e2nd vii acas\u0103, s\u0103 ai pe cineva care s\u0103 te a\u0219tepte cu bucurie. Pisicile aduc confort \u0219i lini\u0219te\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i, astfel, a crezut. De ce nu, se g\u00e2ndea. Poate chiar a\u0219a e. Vii acas\u0103, epuizat de pasagerii \u0219i \u0219oferii care nu vor s\u0103 fac\u0103 loc, iar aici te a\u0219teapt\u0103, lini\u0219tit, pe canapea. Miorl\u0103ie \u0219i toarce. E fericit, se cuib\u0103re\u0219te \u00een bra\u021be \u0219i vrea afec\u021biune.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dar, dup\u0103 cum bine \u00een\u021belege\u021bi, doamnelor \u0219i domnilor, asta g\u00e2ndea din lips\u0103 de experien\u021b\u0103. Pisoiul nu i-a \u00eendeplinit a\u0219tept\u0103rile. Dintr-un pui docil \u0219i dr\u0103gu\u021b, s-a transformat \u00eentr-un adolescent neast\u00e2mp\u0103rat. S\u0103 stea \u00een bra\u021be \u0219i s\u0103 fie m\u00e2ng\u00e2iat nu-i pl\u0103cea, dar s\u0103 se joace\u2026 oric\u00e2nd!
Ne\u0219tiutor, b\u0103rbatul a cump\u0103rat o palet\u0103 pentru mu\u0219te, pe care o folosea pentru a le lovi. Micu\u021be \u0219i agere sau mari, numite \u00een glum\u0103 mu\u0219te de grajd.
Fulger \u00eel urmarea cu aten\u021bie, memor\u00e2nd, probabil, informa\u021bii. \u0218i \u00eentr-o zi a decis s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i mul\u021bumeasc\u0103 st\u0103p\u00e2nul. \u0218i a reu\u0219it\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Revenim la momentul de unde am \u00eenceput.
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B\u0103rbatul a intrat \u00een cas\u0103 \u0219i a r\u0103mas uluit. Nimic! Absolut nimic nu mai era a\u0219ezat la loc \u00een apartamentul s\u0103u. Dezordinea era at\u00e2t de intens\u0103 \u00eenc\u00e2t ai fi putut crede c\u0103 dou\u0103 bande de gangsteri s-au luptat acolo \u0219i au folosit\u2026 b\u00e2te!
Scaunele erau r\u0103sturnate. Vasele, paharele \u0219i tot ce era pe mas\u0103, pe pervazuri \u0219i pe mobila mic\u0103 erau acum \u00eempr\u0103\u0219tiate pe podea, acoperind uniform cioburi de sticl\u0103, lut \u0219i plastic\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Perdelele sem\u0103nau cu fuste sf\u00e2\u0219iate de mod\u0103, iar \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie\u2026 Ketchup-ul curgea \u00een ro\u0219ii s\u0103rate \u0219i dulcea\u021b\u0103. Sare, zah\u0103r \u0219i piper erau \u00eempr\u0103\u0219tiate artistic. Furculi\u021bele \u0219i lingurile formau mici gr\u0103mezi. Perdelele din buc\u0103t\u0103rie erau smulse \u00eempreun\u0103 cu tije \u0219i zac \u00een acest decor, iar pe masa de dining complet goal\u0103\u2026
A\u0219ezat st\u0103tea Fulger, extrem de satisf\u0103cut, iar \u00een fa\u021ba lui era o musc\u0103. O musc\u0103 mare c\u00e2t un avion. Fulger privea la om cu ochi triumf\u0103tori \u0219i torcea mul\u021bumit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Acum, omul \u00eel va l\u0103uda. Toat\u0103 ziua, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-\u0219i menajeze labele \u0219i eforturile, alergase prin cas\u0103, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 prind\u0103 musca asta obraznic\u0103. Era extenuat, dar a capturat-o! \u0218i acum o poate prezenta \u0219i s\u0103 primeasc\u0103 un premiu bine meritat.
Din aceste g\u00e2nduri pl\u0103cute Fulger \u00ee\u0219i freca labele.
B\u0103rbatul ridic\u0103 un scaun \u0219i se a\u0219ez\u0103. Nu \u0219tia de unde s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103. S\u0103 fac\u0103 cur\u0103\u021benie, s\u0103 ia cina sau s\u0103-l certe pe Fulger, dar nu a trebuit s\u0103 se g\u00e2ndeasc\u0103 mult. Cineva sun\u0103 la u\u0219\u0103. Se ridic\u0103, trecu \u00een hol \u0219i deschise. Acum era \u0219i mai surprins.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen hol st\u0103teau trei poli\u021bi\u0219ti, iar \u00een spatele lor \u2013 cam zece vecini. Poli\u021bi\u0219tii \u021bineau m\u00e2inile pe tocurile pistoalelor.
\u2014 Am primit un telefon\u2026 \u2014 \u00eencepu unul dintre ei.
\u2014 De mai multe ori, \u2014 ad\u0103ug\u0103 altul. \u2014 \u0218i ne-au spus c\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 ceva foarte grav la dumneavoastr\u0103 \u00een apartament. Mobila cade \u0219i vasele se sparg. \u0218i se aud \u021bipete \u0219i urlete. Ne pute\u021bi permite s\u0103 intr\u0103m \u00een apartament \u0219i s\u0103 ne asigur\u0103m c\u0103 totul este \u00een regul\u0103, iar dumneavoastr\u0103\u2026 de siguran\u021b\u0103\u2026 ridica\u021bi m\u00e2inile, v\u0103 rog, pune\u021bi-le \u00eencruci\u0219at pe cap \u0219i retrage\u021bi-v\u0103 \u00een col\u021bul \u00eendep\u0103rtat al camerei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Vecinii \u00eel priveau cu team\u0103 \u0219i dezaprobare.
\u2014 A\u0219a, a\u0219a\u2026 Iat\u0103 cum st\u0103 treaba, \u2014 spuse b\u0103rbatul. \u0218i continu\u0103: \u2014 V\u0103 rog s\u0103 intra\u021bi!
El se retrase \u00een col\u021bul camerei \u0219i \u00ee\u0219i \u00eencruci\u0219\u0103 m\u00e2inile pe cap.
Poli\u021bi\u0219tii umblau prin apartament, observ\u00e2nd dezordinea \u0219i c\u0103ut\u00e2nd ceva, trec\u00e2nd dintr-o camer\u0103 \u00een alta.
\u2014 Ce c\u0103uta\u021bi? \u2014 \u00eentreb\u0103 b\u0103rbatul.
\u2014 Un trup, \u2014 r\u0103spunse unul dintre poli\u021bi\u0219ti. \u2014 \u0218i explica\u021bia dumneavoastr\u0103 pentru ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Ah, trupul! Trupul vi-l voi ar\u0103ta acum, \u2014 accept\u0103 b\u0103rbatul.
Poli\u021bi\u0219tii deveniser\u0103 brusc precau\u021bi \u0219i \u00ee\u0219i cobor\u00e2r\u0103 m\u00e2inile pe tocurile pistoalelor. Cu grij\u0103, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 perete, f\u0103r\u0103 mi\u0219c\u0103ri bru\u0219te, b\u0103rbatul p\u0103\u0219i spre buc\u0103t\u0103rie. \u0218i, deschiz\u00e2nd larg u\u0219ile, f\u0103cu un gest amplu.
\u2014 Poftim! \u2014 spuse el. \u2014 Iat\u0103 trupul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Poli\u021bi\u0219tii, \u00eemping\u00e2ndu-l u\u0219or \u00een lateral, au dat n\u0103val\u0103 \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie.
Trupul st\u0103tea pe mas\u0103 \u0219i z\u00e2mbea sfid\u0103tor. \u00cei pl\u0103cea aten\u021bia. Iar \u00een fa\u021ba lui era o musc\u0103.
C\u00e2teva secunde a fost lini\u0219te \u00een camer\u0103, c\u00e2t poli\u021bi\u0219tii \u00ee\u0219i reveneau \u0219i priveau \u00eemprejur. Iar apoi ochii lor p\u0103reau s\u0103 se lumineze. Primul a \u00eenceput s\u0103 r\u00e2d\u0103 cel care a \u00eenceput discu\u021bia, iar apoi ceilal\u021bi i-au urmat exemplul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
To\u021bi r\u00e2deau \u0219i nu se puteau opri, iar Fulger \u00eel privea pe om cu m\u00e2ndrie, parc\u0103 spun\u00e2nd: \u201eVezi? Toat\u0103 lumea e mul\u021bumit\u0103. A\u0219adar, m-am str\u0103duit degeaba?\u201d.
Poli\u021bi\u0219tii au petrecut o jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 fotografiindu-se cu musca \u0219i Fulger \u00een bra\u021be, pe fundalul dezastrului creat de el. To\u021bi r\u00e2deau \u0219i erau foarte mul\u021bumi\u021bi. Cel mai mul\u021bumit era pisoiul. Cum s\u0103 nu fie? To\u021bi i-au apreciat eforturile.
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C\u00e2nd poli\u021bi\u0219tii \u0219i vecinii au plecat, b\u0103rbatul s-a a\u0219ezat din nou pe scaun.
\u2014 V\u0103 ajut eu, \u2014 auzi o voce \u0219i se \u00eentoarse.
L\u00e2ng\u0103 el era o femeie de la primul etaj.
\u2014 Azi am zi liber\u0103, \u2014 spuse ea z\u00e2mbind. \u2014 Singur v\u0103 lua\u021bi toat\u0103 noaptea, dar \u00eempreun\u0103 termin\u0103m repede.
\u2014 Mi-e greu s\u0103 v\u0103 deranjez, \u2014 spuse b\u0103rbatul, jenat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Nicio grij\u0103! \u2014 \u00eei z\u00e2mbi femeia. \u2014 E \u00een regul\u0103. Oricum n-am altceva de f\u0103cut. Sunt singur\u0103. Nu am pe nimeni. Doar mama. Ea locuie\u0219te aproape. Dar o s\u0103-l pedepsi\u021bi cumva pe \u0103sta, poate m\u0103car s\u0103-l certa\u021bi un pic? \u2014 \u00eentrebase ea, d\u00e2nd din cap spre Fulger.
Acesta st\u0103tea pe mas\u0103 \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie \u0219i alene b\u0103tea cu l\u0103bu\u021ba o musc\u0103 gras\u0103.
\u2014 Eh, s\u0103-l cert\u2026 \u2014 suspin\u0103 b\u0103rbatul. \u2014 Acum \u00eel cert\u2026
Se ridic\u0103, se apropie de Fulger, \u0219i \u00eel lu\u0103 \u00een bra\u021be:
\u2014 E\u0219ti un neast\u00e2mp\u0103rat! Cum s\u0103 faci a\u0219a ceva? Nu se poate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fulger \u00ee\u0219i mi\u0219ca l\u0103bu\u021bele \u2013 tata \u00eel certa. \u0218i o f\u0103cea at\u00e2t de frumos \u0219i bl\u00e2nd, \u00eenc\u00e2t era imposibil s\u0103 reziste \u0219i se \u00eentinse s\u0103-l ling\u0103 pe obrazul st\u00e2ng, iar b\u0103rbatul\u2026 \u00cel s\u0103rut\u0103 pe nas.
\u2014 Ei bine, grozav. Bravo, \u2014 spuse el lui Fulger. \u2014 A\u0219adar, ai \u00een\u021beles bine. S\u0103 nu mai faci a\u0219a ceva.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i puse pisica jos. Fulger \u00ee\u0219i ridic\u0103 coada \u0219i \u00eencepu s\u0103 se frece de picioarele femeii. Ea r\u00e2dea.
\u2014 C\u00e2t de frumos l-a\u021bi certat, \u2014 se amuz\u0103 ea. \u2014 Cum de nu v-am observat p\u00e2n\u0103 acum?
\u2014 Nu \u0219tiu, \u2014 r\u0103spunse el. \u2014 Poate pentru c\u0103 eram nefericit, iar acum, de c\u00e2nd a ap\u0103rut Fulger, sunt mai fericit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i ar\u0103t\u0103 dezordinea f\u0103cut\u0103 de pisic\u0103.
Femeia sun\u0103 un prieten me\u0219ter, iar a doua zi b\u0103rbatului i-au montat plase rezistente la toate ferestrele. Acum Fulger putea sta pe pervaz \u0219i s\u0103 priveasc\u0103 p\u0103s\u0103rile \u0219i mu\u0219tele.
\u0218i femeia \u0219i b\u0103rbatul au f\u0103cut curat, au aruncat \u0219i au dus la gunoi toat\u0103 vesela spart\u0103, au sp\u0103lat podeaua, au \u00eenl\u0103turat perdelele rupte. \u0218i au plecat la cump\u0103r\u0103turi pentru altele noi.
S-au \u00eentors seara, b\u0103rbatul a cump\u0103rat gust\u0103ri \u0219i un tort delicios. \u0218i o sticl\u0103 de \u0219ampanie. Ei, bine\u00een\u021beles, doamnelor \u0219i domnilor, pentru a s\u0103rb\u0103tori un nou \u00eenceput. Acas\u0103 veche. \u00cempreun\u0103 cu femeia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
St\u0103teau la mas\u0103 \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie, m\u00e2ncau, beau \u0219i vorbeau. \u0218i se sim\u021beau bine, mai ales Fulger. El st\u0103tea pe genunchii femeii \u0219i pl\u0103nuia\u2026 o nou\u0103 surpriz\u0103 pentru tata.
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\u00cen concluzie, totul s-a \u00eencheiat cu bine. Iar Fulger, desigur, ajut\u0103 ne\u00eencetat pe cei doi. Pe tata \u0219i pe noua mam\u0103. Care a venit \u00een apartamentul lor doar pentru c\u0103 l-a g\u0103sit pe Fulger. \u0218i-a recunoscut \u00een el pisoiul ei drag.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i acum, tata \u0219i mama \u00eempreun\u0103 fac fa\u021b\u0103 consecin\u021belor ajutorului s\u0103u.
Ce crede\u021bi c\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103?
Cum altfel ar putea fi?
Altfel nu se poate\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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